woodendreams:

(by Jeff Clow)
New Pick Up Line “You’re like my math homework, I look at you for a few seconds then go eat a pizza instead”

New Pick Up Line

“You’re like my math homework, I look at you for a few seconds then go eat a pizza instead”

hayfuckyou:

yumcircles:


If you close your eyes just as it crashes, you feel really relaxed because your brain thinks you’ve actually died for a second.

it scares me how relaxed my brain actually was when i closed my eyes wow

forever reblog
woodendreams:

(by Dangerous…Dan)